Insane wedding proposal 1
He comes back from a streaptease club.
Me: " You came back earlier"
He: " Yep, I said to my friends that I have better at home, they said to me that if so I should marry you"
Me: " ---"
Insane wedding proposal 2
Me: " I have to do some exams tomorrow at the hospital"
He: " I'm just thinking we should marry before you die to have some benefit"
Me:"---"
